I decided, for no reason at all, to change my name on my Amazon account from Nick S to Don Vito Corleone. And it worked! The next time I was ordering my pens and whatnot, the parcel arrived addressed to Don Vito Corleone. Wow!
Maybe I should change it to something else.... ಠ~ಠ
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