I had a dream, and in that dream I shaved all of my hair off. A strange dream, it made me realise that I should go and get a haircut before my interview that is supposed to take place on Monday. So on the following morning I went and had a haircut. I didn’t dare to shave everything off, though. It was a bold decision, nonetheless. I’m a changed man. I look different, I feel different. Free and relieved would put it well. Went from looking like a scruffy hobo to DiCaprio in Titanic. At least, that’s what my hairdresser told me. For my sake, I’ll hope he’s goddamn right!
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